Ellen Works from Home


– HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE
WORK FROM HOME? [scattered applause] YEAH. A LOT OF DIFFERENT NAMES
FOR PEOPLE WHO WORK FROM HOME, TELECOMMUNICATE–
“TELECOMMUTERS,” “REMOTE WORKERS.” [laughter] “ON PAROLE.” [laughter] I KNOW A LOT OF MY VIEWERS
WORK FROM HOME, AND I CAN’T IMAGINE REALLY
HOW DISTRACTING THAT WOULD BE. ACTUALLY,
I CAN IMAGINE IT. – KIDS, KIDS. MOMMY HAS TO DO
HER VIDEO CONFERENCE, SO NO FIGHTING,
NATALIE AND TOOTIE. [laughter] I HAVE KIDS
IN MY IMAGINATION. OKAY, TIME TO LOG ON TO THE OLD WWW. [dial-up tone blaring] I ALSO HAVE VERY SLOW
INTERNET CONNECTION IN MY IMAGINATION. HELLO, EVERYBODY. EVERYBODY. NO, MY CAMERA
DIDN’T FREEZE. I WAS JUST HAVING FUN
WITH Y’ALL. HI, HI. OH, I MISS THE OFFICE SO MUCH.
I REALLY DO. I MISS ALL OF YOU.
I WISH I COULD BE THERE. MY COFFEE DOESN’T EVEN TASTE
NEARLY AS– IT’S JUST NOT THE SAME
AS IN THE BREAK ROOM. IT’S NOTHING LIKE IT. IT’S SO VERY– VERY DIFFERENT. DOESN’T–
MMM. NOT THE SAME AT ALL.
WHAT? WHAT AM I WEARING? THIS IS A–
MY TERRY CLOTH BLAZER. YEAH, YEAH. THEY’RE VERY “IN” RIGHT NOW.
THEY ARE. I GET IT AT TARJAY. [laughter] STOP IT RIGHT NOW!
NOT YOU, BARRY. NO, MY KIDS WERE FIGHTING.
WHAT DID YOU SAY? THE WILSON REPORT. LET ME TAKE A LOOK
AT THAT. I HAVE NOT– [laughs] [sighs] IT’S A VIDEO OF A CAT THAT DOES NOT WANT
TO TAKE A BATH. I OPENED THAT
BY MISTAKE. I’M SO–IT–
LET ME A TAKE A LOOK. I’M SURE THE REPORT
IS FUNNY AS WELL BECAUSE IT IS
ABOUT ASBESTOS. NO, OKAY.
NOT AS FUNNY, NO. OKAY, I’M LOOKING
AT THE REPORT RIGHT NOW. I SEE IN THE FIRST PARAGRAPH. OH. NO, YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG. NOT YOU, BARRY.
NO, IT’S THE NICK THE GARDENER. HE’S OUTSIDE.
NICK, NO. NO, DON’T PRUNE IT BACK
TOO FAR. NOT–NOT GOOD
FOR THE ROSES. TAKE THE TOP OFF. AND NOW YOU CAN TAKE THE TOPS
OFF THE ROSES TOO. [laughter] I’M STILL HERE.
I’M STILL HERE. THAT IS THE LAST INTERRUPTION,
I PROMISE. SO AS FAR
AS THE REPORT GOES… [phone ringing] I’M SORRY.
I HAVE TO GRAB THIS. IT’S 1985.
THEY WANT THEIR PHONE BACK. [laughter] HELLO. THE MAN OF THE HOUSE?
YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER. [cheers and applause] I’M BACK.
I AM SORRY ABOUT THAT. AND I REALLY, REALLY–
I’M READY TO WORK. IT’S JUST THAT I–
I-I-I– HEY, TOOTIE!
EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND. TOOTIE, SET THE VCR TO RECORD
“SCANDAL” THIS THURSDAY 9:00/8:00 CENTRAL,
FEATURING PORTIA DE ROSSI. SHE’S WONDERFUL IN IT. OKAY, BACK TO IT, BARRY.
I’M SO SORRY. [cheers and applause] NO, I KNOW WE HAVE TO TALK
ABOUT THE STAFFING ISSUES IN OUR THIRD QUARTER EARNINGS,
BUT I CAN’T DO IT. I’M GONNA HAVE TO DO IT
IN AN HOUR, BECAUSE ELLEN IS ON,
AND SHE’S ABOUT TO DANCE.

100 Replies to “Ellen Works from Home

  1. The man of the house moment😄😄😍😍😍😍 …..ELLLEEENNNNN❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  2. my mom says me and my brother are a pain……IM FINE BUT MY BROTHER BROKE A GLASS VACE AND GOT AWAY WITH IT….because hes so "cute"

  3. What happens to head’s down I can be there for now what happened to care for my watch and yes I am watching it right now

  4. Hhh this soo true working at home is hard thats what im going through get lots of desterbing 😂

  5. This is Lil’ Ellen One like, one golden chain necklace XD XD XD

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    🎤🥇🎤🥇🎤🥇

  6. :0 OMG SHE SAID MY NAME-

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  7. Thanks to Chris he got me a good work from home with a nice pay.. if you are interested you can contact him anytime at (469) 415-5670.

  8. "The man of the house? You have the wrong number."
    Me on family reunion when Nana asks me if I have boyfriend yet

  9. ELLEN DEGENERES ! Really working for your show look very awkward as your home kitchen seems to be unfurnished or fake with its look. No kitchen wares normally furnished at your kitchen. Anyway be happy to conduct with the audience.

  10. 2:45
    "Hello!"
    "The man of the house? YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER "
    I laughed so hard🤣
    Good one,Ellen🏳️‍🌈🤘🏻

  11. Freelancer is the word Ellen not mentioned i guess but all the other words to talk about those who working from home that she uses are also right…

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