Lex Luthor Meets Property Brothers | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim


I’M JONATHAN PROPERTY. ME AND MY BROTHER,
DREW PROPERTY, GET YOU THE PROPER
PROPRIETARY PROMPTLY IF YOU GIVE US
PROPER PROPS, PROPER! AND I’M DREW. ACTUALLY,
OUR LAST NAME IS SCOTT. ♪♪ I WANT A CRAFTSMAN
IN A GOOD SCHOOL DISTRICT. I’M LOOKING TO ACQUIRE LAND
ON THE SAN ANDREAS FAULT THAT WILL BECOME
BEACH-FRONT PROPERTY WHEN I LAUNCH
MY INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILES,
CREATING A MEGA-EARTHQUAKE THAT SINKS CALIFORNIA. THE SCHOOLS
ARE ALSO IMPORTANT. IT IS A FIXER-UPPER,
BUT THIS IS THE 3-BED, 2-BATH
YOU’RE LOOKING FOR. OH, MY GOSH!
I LOVE IT! I WAS HOPING FOR SOMETHING
BIGGER, LIKE A CASTLE, MAYBE, WITH STATUES OF LIONS
AND NAKED LADIES. OH, LEX DOESN’T SEE EYE
TO EYE WITH EVE, BUT I THINK HE’LL CHANGE HIS
TUNE WHEN HE SEES THE BACK YARD. THE SAN ANDREAS FAULT LITERALLY
RUNS THROUGH THE BACK YARD. WE’LL TAKE IT AND EVERY OTHER
HOUSE ON THE BLOCK. BOOM, COMMISSIONS!
UP PROP! BRO, WAIT UNTIL WE’RE
IN OUR PRIUS PROPERTY. SORRY ABOUT HIM.
-DON’T YOU PROPOLOGIZE FOR ME. ♪♪ IT’S BEEN A MONTH SINCE LEX
AND EVE MADE THEIR PURCHASE. LET’S CHECK IN
AND SEE HOW THEY’RE DOING. WELL, THINGS DIDN’T WORK OUT
BETWEEN ME AND MISS TESCHMACHER, OR ME AND THE MISSILES,
OR ME AND KILLING SUPERMAN. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT’S
TATER TOT DAY IN THE CAFETERIA. ON THE LESS BRIGHT SIDE, NOW I’M
THESE BROTHERS’ PROPERTY.

31 Replies to “Lex Luthor Meets Property Brothers | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

  1. I've never seen this show they're parodying but I've seen the Christopher Reeves Superman movies multiple times in the past

  2. I have to admit, Luthor's plan in the first Christopher Reeve's Superman film was one of the better villain plans I've seen over the years.

  3. this sketch was barely exaggerating. that was actually Luthor's entire evil plan. all while acting every bit as comedic as people constantly bitch about Eisenberg being. drop the nostalgia goggles, people!

  4. Ok, good example… why didn't Lex set up a missile to hit the gates at a certain time, and certain place once things started to tank? Yeah, not as bright as made out to be.

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