– I…am inevitable. – I…am Tractorcito. – Let me know…. if you need a quarterback next year. – Hello, Derrick. – Ya, I think I’ll go to space for a little bit. – OK, SO I GUESS I’M LIKE THE MAIN GUY GOING FORWARD. Now that Brady has been defeated,
the AFC has… …returned after a four-year absence. – I DON’T CARE IF HE GOT DEFEATED., NO ONE CAN TAKE AWAY HIS SIX STONES. – TEAM TRIP TO MIAMI, BRO. THINK OF ALL THE BESPOKE SUITS I GET TO WEAR. – I just hope I find the courage to tell the football how I feel…. – YOU MIKE THAT?! – OW, OW, OW. – Nice try, Alex Smith. – THERE’S A HOT GUY UNDER THAT HELMET! – Patrick, this is Mysterioppolo. – Hey, kid, I think it’s real cute when you run around and s–t. – Without the threat of Patriots, his dimension, the NFC, has grown new monsters every year. – Wow, I bet he never hurts his knee and misses games… YOU SHOULD BE AMERICA’S FAVORITE. – YO, NERDS, THE KID HAD NO IDEA I’M JUST FOLLOWING KYLE’S SYSTEM! – WOO, SPLIT CARRIES!!! – Now that we have the lead, just run it. – We see you watching the episode, just wanted to mention State Farm. – Can I finish it? OK, yeah. It’s legendary! – I’ve been meaning to tell you something… What, no, I’m not Scramble-Man. Who told you that?! – Jimmy…the Niners…the— – DATA-DRIVEN FURBALL?! THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN I GOT STUCK IN THE SCRAMBLE-VERSE. – YOU ALL TAUGHT ME… THAT IT’S DOPE TO SCRAMBLE. – Hello, I’m…uh…. – JIMMY GAROPPOLO. – JIMMY Garage-oh-no. – Hey, that hairy frog child is back, baby. – Activate defense, Saleh. – WOOO, I’M TOO SPICY FOR THE BROWNS. – BOSAAAAA. – NOOOO-SAAAA. – Y’ALL SORRY-ASS RECEIVERS DON’T KNOW ME. – I had a bye week to plan for everything. – @BBQLUVER, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU’RE WRONG
IN 30 TWEETS. – I DON’T WANT TO DIE! HONEY BADGER DO GIVE A F–K! – I GOT THIS. – WOOOO! CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE NEW GRONK IS COOKING? – With our schemes, we can make you see anything. – I, uh, think I did the time thing again. – AHHHH! – Patrick, I’m…I’m leaving you. – THIS CAN’T BE REAL. NO-LOOK THROW! – NOOOO! HE BENT MY FLAT BRIM. – So then pew pew, Pat will hit back here – But then what’s this? BABAM, Kittle has a bomb! – THANKS, TEACH. – Yeah, got it, whatever. – Subscribe to this channel.